• if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog
  • Me: hello is anyone there
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Silence:
  • Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
  • Boy: Why do girls always worry about their weight and what they eat? It's annoying.
  • Same boy 2 minutes later: Ew fat chick.
  • The Fandom: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
  • Harry Potter: Why are you here? All of you.
  • The Fandom: We never left.
  • [few seconds later]
  • The Fandom: You're nearly there.
  • Harry Potter: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to block your social life for Tumblr. And, what about all of your friends?
  • The Fandom: Others will tell them why we love Tumblr. One day, they'll understand.
  • Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
  • The Fandom: Until the end.
  • Harry Potter: They won't be able to see you?
  • The Fandom: No. We're here, you see.
  • [points to Harry's heart]
  • Harry Potter: Stay close to me.
  • The Fandom: Always.
  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

that moment when you realise a fictional character has actually ruined you